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The Topic: Elevators

  Yellow Roses

Why on earth do elevators have those annoying little buttons that squawk like injured birds when you push them, but seem to have no other real purpose?



Responses:


  Conan O'Brien

Every time you press one of those buttons, a bird somewhere in the world has its leg broken.


  Conan O'Brien

The PETA people hate it, but hey, Elevator Regulations are Elevator Regulations.




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