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Ahh, Valentine's Day....

  Theocracity

Nothing like romantic confusion on a day of love.



Responses:


  Bitter Hearts

Yup, being led on by others who don't actually care for you, just so they can handle their own insecurities with being alone on this vile holiday. Great, isn't it?


Bitter Hearts  

God, I hate people.


  Bitter Hearts

And what's the alternative? Being alone, forced to spend the night knowing there are millions of happy couples going out to dinner, staring into each others eyes, whispering sweet lies to each other.


  Bitter Hearts

Staring into that void in your life as, unbeckoned, memories of past failures come to mind. Each person found you undesirable, somehow wanting, broken.


Bitter Hearts  

Cram it, world!


  Bitter Hearts

And it's not like we can just hunker down and try to ignore it, no no! A deluge of radio, billboards, and pink hanging everywhere there is space won't allow us to forget what's happening. And then your coworker comes over, nods sympathetically as you bitch about Valentines Day, then brings out a tray of brownies his girlfriend made for him. That fucking asshole.


Bitter Hearts  

Coworker? Are you talking about me?


  Bitter Hearts

Yup, pink and red, pink and red. Pink for the embarrassment of time and again being shot down, red for the ruptured vessels of your brutally crushed heart.


Bitter Hearts  

I didn't even have any food, I just mentioned in passing that Bite Me and I were going out for a drink or two. It's not even a date.


Bitter Hearts  

I mean, don't get me wrong, Bite Me is a tasty little treat and I'm hoping...


  Bitter Hearts




Hoping what?


Bitter Hearts  

Oh, uh, I didn't see you there. Just hoping we'll have a nice relaxing night away from all the Valentines junk. Yeah.


  Bitter Hearts




And tasty treat, what's that supposed to mean?!


Bitter Hearts  

Wait, Bite Me, where are you going? Stop!


Bitter Hearts  

Uh


Bitter Hearts  

So, I'll pick you up at 8?


Bitter Hearts  

Hello?


  Bitter Hearts

Yeah, romantic confusion. This is the best fucking holiday ever.




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