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I just wish it came in half-pints.


  Spinal Tap

Ya probably wish arse-kickings also came in half-pints, ya pansy.

Spinal Tap  

Ooh, a whole beer is too much for me, I'm going to go cry now, aren't I?

  Spinal Tap

"Guinness Half-Pints."
Sounds like a new beer for kids or something.

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