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The man who stole $9 million worth of software from Microsoft is dead. Cause: "multiple organ failure."

For some reason, this does not frighten me. Should it?


  Steve Ballmer

Not as long as all your registration info is current.

Sock Puppet Bill  

As long as it is we don't have any reason to subject you to our "special device."

  Steve Ballmer

You might even say this device causes... mulitple organ failure!

Sock Puppet Bill  

Well yeah, Steve, but you shouldn't. Remember our talk?

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