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The Topic: Dear Batman

  The Asker

Dear Batman,

I am having issues with my gay boyfriend because he thinks that he is starting to have an interest in women again. He was asked out on a date last friday and agreed to go with her. What should I do??



Responses:


  Batman

Dear Asker: I advise you to take a proactive approach.


  Batman

Use your preternatural deductive abilties and a multibillion dollar supercomputer to corellate your boyfriend's preferred social environments and activities with optimal opportunities for illicit heterosexual intercourse.


  Batman

Then, using your doctoral-level knowledge of human behavior and genetic predisposition, extrapolate the psychological profile of his ideal female companion.


  Batman

It should then be a trivial matter to deduce the exact itinerary of their evening together and intuit the precise moment when projecting your eerie silhouette against a nearby wall will cause maximum discomfort.


  Batman

Finally, disable him with a knee to the small of his back, several open-handed neck strikes and a savage shot to the solar plexus.


  Batman



  Batman

Flowers are also a nice touch.




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