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The Topic: fruits of the devil

  Y.T.

Augh, I just finished cutting up all these cayenne and tabasco peppers, but I forgot about wearing rubber gloves! Now it won't come off of my hands - What the hell do I do? I've washed my hands a dozen times, I even tried soaking them in milk. My fingers feel like they're burning up from all the capsaicin!

Oh, sweet Jesus! It's in my eye!
Help me, please, help me!



Responses:


  Electric Jesus

Um, try rubbing alcohol or that no-wash hand cleaner to cut the oil, followed by lotion.

As for the eye, wash it out with milk. Don't put alcohol in your eye.


Ford Prefect  

She could also try placing her hands inside a paper bag.


  Electric Jesus

Would that help?


Ford Prefect  

No.


  Y.T.

Hey! I actually think that worked.


Ford Prefect  

Well, I guess that proves me wrong.


  Y.T.

Oh well, nobody's perfect.


Ford Prefect  

Quite.


  Y.T.

You always have to have the last word, don't you?


Ford Prefect  

Yes.


Ford Prefect  

Sorry.




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