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The Topic: Commerce Secretary Evans


Hey, boss. I thought you should know that I'm actually on this site to do some statistical research. I'm... tabulating the... number of topics with gold stars... for Census 2010 research. Yes, that is definitely what I'm doing. So, no need to tell me to get back to work, because I AM at work, you see.


  U.S. Commerce Secretary Evans

Very well, then. Carry on.

Hey, wait...aren't you the janitor?



But I've always dreamed of being a statistician.

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