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The Topic: mmmm pie

  The Asker

All this talk about pie is making me hungry!



Responses:


  Weebl

Lo Bob.


Bob Dole  

'lo.


Bob Dole  

Pretty much figured you'd show up eventually.


  Weebl

Yeah.

Dole got pie?


Bob Dole  

Dole left it cooling on the white house kitchen table.

Let's go.


  Weebl

'k.


   

Later, at the white house kitchen.


Bob Dole  

Nothing like a brisk walk in our Nation's capital.


  Weebl

Where's pie?


Bob Dole  

Hey! Bob Dole left a pie here to cool, and now there's no pie.

Where's Dole's pie?


  Weebl

Pie...


George W. Bush  

Calm down, you two. The dog was nosing around the table, so I moved the pie up here with the canned goods.


George W. Bush  

You might say I elevated it to a cabinet level position!


  Rimshot



George W. Bush  

I think I'm gonna bring that drum set with me tonight for my speech.




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