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The Topic: Aussies on FIRE!

  Y.T.

Just out of curiosity, was that croc hunter guy that unleashed the lava lamp actually FROM Australia?



Responses:


  Special Agent Dana Scully

Our traces show that he posted that from Cleveland.


Special Agent Fox Mulder  

Maybe some sort of quantum tunnel effect caused an internet connection from deep in the Australian outback to become entangled in the Earth's electomagnetic field, leaping instantly through the center of the Earth and reconnecting in Cleveland, Ohio.


  Special Agent Dana Scully

Or it was just some joker in Cleveland acting like a jackass.


Special Agent Fox Mulder  

Oh come on Scully, you know how this works. The first stupid theory I come up with is always right.


Special Agent Fox Mulder  

Come on, admit it! I'm always right!


  Special Agent Dana Scully

Just once I wish something turned out to have a simple, reasonable explanation.




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