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re: Wierd or Stupid


Well, I went into the video store the other day to rent something, and they told me that I had a late fee of $128 for Lawnmower Man. I told them to shove it up their ass and that there was no way I was going to pay it cuz I had returned that several months ago. So I go out to my car and suddenly have this urge to look under the front seat. I reach my hand under it and pull out a very crusty, and dusty copy of Lawnmower Man, which I had stuck under there so it wouldn't get stolen while doing other errands before I returned it to the video store.


Naked Washing Machine Boy  

That story is so sad!

Roger Ebert  

On MULTIPLE levels!

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