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  Archimedes

HELP!!! Apparently every married girl I know has simultaneously decided that their marriages are sh*t and that yours truly would be an excellent candidate for an extra-marital shindig! I long ago sacrificed morals for power but I still have a few scruples...Shatner I appeal to you for advice!!!



Responses:


  William Shatner

Hey now, like that basketball player said, I'm no role model.

Besides that, I'm happily married. But I think I know what a certain starship captain would do in your situation...


Old, Tired Kirk  

What? Yeah, maybe like 25 years ago. My hip's been acting up anyway. Tell them to get counseling or something.


  Archimedes

No, I really wanted your advice...I knew Kirk wouldn't be interested, none of these girls are green.


Old, Tired Kirk  

Hey, now, I've never discriminated on the basis of race, creed, or color.



Old, Tired Kirk  

Breast size and number, maybe.



  William Shatner

Ha, yes, quite the firecracker.

But seriously, if these ladies want to screw up their marriages, do it on their own time, I say! You're better than that. And anyway, those kind of things get messy, especially since these are apparently all people you know.


  William Shatner

Go find yourself a good one night stand, and for crying out loud, don't ask any questions.



Liz Shatner  

Bill! What are you talking about over on this strange website?


  William Shatner

Uh...my new sci-fi paintball video, honey.

Everyone check that out!




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