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The Topic: My thighs are burning. . .


Is there any other way to get in shape than to go to crazy aerobics classes with women old enough to be my mom? I'm scared that they actually work out to Britney Spears and N'Sync. . . .


  Captain Zapp Brannigan

The Zappster has a workout program for those thighs of yours. A sexy workout, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.

  Captain Zapp Brannigan

Unless you're working out because you're fat or something.

  Captain Zapp Brannigan

In that case, stick to the treadmill, tubby.

Kif Kroker  

Ugh. Didn't you learn anything from your sensitivity training?

  Captain Zapp Brannigan


I learned that fat chicks are much too sensitive.

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