The Topic: "A Poem about Petriphiliacs"

 godofchuck (11:08 AM)
Your questions uninspired
Your sexual preferences abhorrent
Your meaningless replies retired
Go get bent.



Responses:


Lester Knight Chaykin (11:14 AM) 
Wow, this site is practically writing itself these days!

 Batman (11:16 AM)
Does this mean I can get out of here?

Lester Knight Chaykin (11:19 AM) 
Only if you can get Betelgeuse to say your name three times.

 Betelgeuse (11:19 AM)
That's one baby! Twice more and I'm outta here!

Lester Knight Chaykin (11:19 AM) 
Indeed, but all three times must occure within the same thread for it to "count".

 Betelgeuse (11:19 AM)
Who says?

Lester Knight Chaykin (11:19 AM) 
I do.

 Betelgeuse (11:21 AM)
Hey Batman, help a guy out here. You scratch my liver, I scratch yours, that kinda thing.

Batman (11:21 AM) 
Fine. You do me first.

 Betelgeuse (11:21 AM)
What? Why?

Batman (11:21 AM) 

 Betelgeuse (11:21 AM)
Oh fine. Batman, Batman, Batman!

Batman (11:21 AM) 

Batman (11:21 AM) 
It didn't work.

 Lester Knight Chaykin (11:21 AM)
I'm sorry. I was just kidding.

 Lester Knight Chaykin (11:23 AM)
It was my little joke.




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