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sandman
I'm in quite a jam here. I have a friend that I have been hanging out with for about 7 years and his humor ranges from all sorts of topics. He often makes jokes about gays and other cultures. I've been hearing it for 7 years, so almost needless to say, it's become part of my style a little bit. Now, I have a girlfriend (no, really, I do) and she's the polar opposite of the friend. She takes up all these causes. She's all about other cultures and defending of people in alternate lifestyles. She gets really offended if you say anything about these other cultures. Now she really wants to hang out with that friend of mine, but I don't want that to happen since I know he'll say something and she'll get really offended. What do I do?



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Dr. Bunsen Honeydew
Summarize, my little Powermac.



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sandman (7:49 AM)
I'm in quite a jam here. I have a friend that I have been hanging out with for about 7 years and his humor ranges from all sorts of topics. He often makes jokes about gays and other cultures. I've been hearing it for 7 years, so almost needless to say, it's become part of my style a little bit. Now, I have a girlfriend (no, really, I do) and she's the polar opposite of the friend. She takes up all these causes. She's all about other cultures and defending of people in alternate lifestyles. She gets really offended if you say anything about these other cultures. Now she really wants to hang out with that friend of mine, but I don't want that to happen since I know he'll say something and she'll get really offended. What do I?



Dr. Bunsen Honeydew
No no no, try again.



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sandman (7:49 AM)

jam



Dr. Bunsen Honeydew
Beaker, get out the atomic defribbulating summarizer.



Beaker
Meep meep-meep meep meep!



Dr. Bunsen Honeydew
Now now, it won't hurt a bit.



Beaker
meep



Ring Explosion (with lens flare!)




Dr. Bunsen Honeydew
Ah, your question appears to be "Give me an excuse to continue being a jerk in front of my girlfriend."



Dr. Bunsen Honeydew
I don't think that's a valid question. To continue this, perhaps we should input this into the Quantum Magnetic Questionizer.




Beaker




Beaker
meep.





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