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The troubles of a new year

Keyser Soze
Whenever my friends and I go out to eat, I manage to drink at least 5 glasses of iced tea. I usually don't have to go to the bathroom until much later. My friends are beginning to think I'm not really human. What should I do to quell their meddlesome minds?


Responses:

Professor Farnsworth
Wet your pants.


Professor Farnsworth
No robot would dare short out the valuable circuitry clustered in the groin area.




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