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 godofchuck (10:25 PM)
Sorry, Nemesis. My mistake. Jay, there was sex in the Pern books, although not hardcore. But, shit, dude, they're books, you need to use your imagination any way you slice it. Dickriders of Pern: The Movie, that I can understand.



Responses:


 Porn (10:30 PM)
I'm waiting to hear back from the director on that.
That and "Sex Club".

Who Is Tyler Durden? (10:30 PM) 
#1: Do NOT talk about sex club.

Who Is Tyler Durden? (10:30 PM) 
#2: Sex continues until someone goes limp or taps out.

Who Is Tyler Durden? (10:30 PM) 
#3: Only two people involved at a time.

Who Is Tyler Durden? (10:30 PM) 
#4: Sex goes on as long as it has to.

Who Is Tyler Durden? (10:30 PM) 
#5: If this is your first night at Sex Club you will have sex.

 Jay (10:35 PM)
Uh, hey, do you like need a "butt double" for this movie and shit?

Comic Book Store Guy (10:43 PM) 
Ah, I believe you will find that this is my first night at Sex Club. Oh, Carmen Electra, I shall find out first hand whether your va-va-vooom is va-va-vlishious.

 Carmen Electra (11:01 PM)
This is so not my first night at Sex Club. I don't have to do anyone, butterboy.

 Cagney and Lacey (11:02 PM)
It's our first night!

Cagney and Lacey (11:02 PM) 
Where are we?

 Cagney and Lacey (11:02 PM)
I don't know!

Comic Book Store Guy (11:03 PM) 
I just remembered a pressing engagement at a comic signing that is going on, um, somewhere.

 Seven of Nine (11:02 PM)
I find this... Sex Club to be highly inefficient.

 Seven of Nine (11:04 PM)
The Borg are able to compose Sex Clubs that are more powerful by several orders of magnitude.




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