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ARTS 110

  Nuriko

I had to draw a naked guy in class today. It was rather traumatizing. We're supposed to draw him again on Thursday. I'm inclined to skip, but then there are issues of making up the in-class assignment.

Any suggestions?



Responses:


  George Costanza

So uh, was he...up?


Jerry Seinfeld  

Oh why do you care?


  George Costanza

I'm just curious if they are up when they pose or not.


  George Costanza

I wonder, if I was in a room naked in front of a bunch of college coeds if I'd be up, or if shame and shrinkage would completely take hold.


  Nuriko

Errr, he was posing in various positions for a total of two hours in front of several kids chewing on red vines and scrutinizing his naked body.

Take a wild guess.


  George Costanza

See, that really isn't enough information for me. I mean, depending on what the kids looked like, the red-vines could be very... uh... stimulating. Then again, the scrutinization could have been very... uh... clinical.


  George Costanza

And, two hours! Well, he'd have to be a superman. But, then again, perhaps he was a superman. He is after all intended to be the very model of the masculine form.




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