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Cruel Intentions 2: Electric...

  MS_Bob

...Boogaloo!

Ever start watching something on "premium cable" which is supposed to be something you can stomach watching, then proceed to ignore it consciously, while unconsciously you get really engrossed in it? HBO had this awful movie on, and I didn't realize how bad it was until about 3/4 of the way through it. It was like an auto accident--No matter what happened, there could be limbs laying all over the road, but you *always* have to slow down and see what's happening? Well, anyways, just so you know, it's soft porn-- 3 minutes before the end he gets it on with his girlfriend and his sister, then he gets it on with this girl that got it off on a horse, and ... You don't need to know the rest. Just understand that it was awful.



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  That Incredibly Annoying Sprint "Free and Clear" Guy from those STUPID Commercials. Ugh! HATE HATE HATE!

Admit it.


  That Incredibly Annoying Sprint "Free and Clear" Guy from those STUPID Commercials. Ugh! HATE HATE HATE!

You saw a bad movie, on cable, late night, with chicks, and you watched it hoping for a tit shot.


  That Incredibly Annoying Sprint "Free and Clear" Guy from those STUPID Commercials. Ugh! HATE HATE HATE!

A tit shot which came far too late.


  That Incredibly Annoying Sprint "Free and Clear" Guy from those STUPID Commercials. Ugh! HATE HATE HATE!

Luckily Sprint built the only nation-wide all digital, all PCS network. And with Sprint's new Vision service you can download games, screensavers and more to your phone, anywhere in the country.


  That Incredibly Annoying Sprint "Free and Clear" Guy from those STUPID Commercials. Ugh! HATE HATE HATE!

And by "more" I mean "soft core pornography."




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