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What did Herakleides do?


Rupert Giles  

All-you-can eat buffet tables mostly!


Rupert Giles  

Er, yes, you see, he was rather overweight.

I suppose the joke goes over better if you have a graduate level understanding of Ancient Greek Philosophy.

Rupert Giles  

But anyway, other than that he's generally known for is being the first to suggest that the earth rotates on its axis.

However, this idea didn't gain much acceptance, as others taunted him, saying "How could the earth spin with enough force to move your fat ass?"

Rupert Giles  

The ancient Greeks could be a rather mean lot, I'm afraid.

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