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Nail Biter


I cannot seem to stop biting my nails, it's been a habit for as long as I can remember. Any advice from the 'Tron on how to get rid of this addiction?


Dr. Nick Riviera  

It seems obvious that the only way to cure your problem is to remove the source of your compulsions. Fortunately I have a simple procedure.

  Lisa Simpson

So, what, you're suggesting that he have his fingernails removed?

Dr. Nick Riviera  

No, of course not, little girl, that would be crazy! We're just going to knock out all of his teeth!

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