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The Topic: librarians


My girlfriend is a librarian, which I have been hoping to use as endless fodder for fun things to do in the bedroom, but I'm stuck except for the "remove eyeglasses, take the bun out of the hair and turn into a sex kitten" thing.

Anybody in there have a suggestion?


Tom Servo  

I don't know, that's all I can really think of. I wasn't aware that librarians were supposed to be rich sources of bedroom fantasy.

  Crow T. Robot

Hey, Servo, did you know that the magazine on Michael J. Fox's bedstand in Back to the Future is 'Reference Quarterly', which is only of interest to librarians? Yet he had it in his bedroom!

Tom Servo  

Huh...maybe there it had an article about the 'do me decimal' system or something.

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