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The Topic: How can I put off dying?

  AardvarkLady

I might have asked this before, and you might have ignored it, but I'll either try again, or try for a first time. Whee!

I've been bruising pretty easily for the last, like, six months.. Is there a specific vitamin or something I should try to take more of?



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  Dr. Perry Cox

Okay, listen up snouty, this is the Internet, it's no substitute for trained medical opinion, yada yada. This could actually be something serious, it could just be that you need to read the instructions on the proper use of your new sex toy, I don't know. But since it's been six months, maybe your body's trying to tell you something other than 'feed me more bon bons.' So go make an appointment, stop by the clinic, whatever.


  Dr. Perry Cox

And if you don't want to because you have already seen a doctor in the past six months, well, then, why didn't you mention this, huh? If it just slipped your mind, maybe what you really need is some Ginko or something.


  Dr. Perry Cox

Get it checked out. Go. If you think you can't afford it, go to the free clinic, the only thing it costs is endless hours sitting there waiting, doing nothing. You've been around here enough to have experience with that.


  AardvarkLady

No, no.. It's just that I LIKE bon-bons.


  Dr. Perry Cox

Wow, you're either a smart-ass or an moron. Two of my favorite classes of people.

You can go away now, I'm done talking to you.


  AardvarkLady

Some bedside manner you have.


  Dr. Perry Cox

Apparently you have problems with your hearing too, because I said I'm done talking to you.

Seriously. It's just tough love. Go get those ears checked, huh? Go.


Tom Servo  

Heh, actually, it should probably be her eyes that should be checked, you know, since it's text and all.


  Dr. Perry Cox

I wonder how easily robots bruise.


Tom Servo  

Eep.




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