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yeah, baby


I just had some awesome sex last night, and the price I paid was staying up until 2:30. Well the phone rings this morning at 8, and I knew it was the district calling me to be a sub. Am I evil because I didn't answer the phone, because I wanted to sleep instead of teach 6th grade, because I stayed up so late last night in bed?


Ed McMahon  

Little did she know the call was actually from me, Ed McMahon!


Wow! Because she'd won the Publisher's Clearinghouse Sweepstakes?

Ed McMahon  

No, because I left my boxer shorts on her desk lamp last night!


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