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"Not only are your arguments inane and poorly thought-out, but so is your haircut."

You sure none of you guys back there are gay? Sounds like something I'd hear in a volley between two drag queens...


Academician Prokhor Zakharov  

Now, I may have done a little experimenting in college, I am a scientist after all, er, but the fact remains that I am not gay!

Er, not that there's anything wrong with that.

  Sister Miriam Godwinson

No, he's right, the only thing that's gay around here are his glasses.

Academician Prokhor Zakharov  

They are not either!

Academician Prokhor Zakharov  

They're cool.

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