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  nixon

well... my boyfriend's left me, my car broke, i hurt my back, my best friend is moving out of state, my cat died and i totally got screwed on help moving (due to the leaving boyfriend). should i jump off a bridge now or next month when more shit goes wrong?



Responses:


  Richard Nixon

Geez, even reincarnated as a woman, my life sucks.



Spiro Agnew  

Spiro? Spirrrrrooooo...


  Richard Nixon

Quiet, you.


  nixon

hmm... if i'm a reincarnation of richard nixon i think i should go jump off that bridge now.


Spiro Agnew  

Spiro! Spirrrrooooooo Agnew! Agnew Agnew!


  Sifl & Olly

Oh, he's, he's sayin' you couldn't possibly be, since Nixon only died in 1994 and you're older than 8.


Spiro Agnew  

Spiro. Spiro.


Sifl & Olly  

Huh, see, because to me, it sounds like he's just saying his name over and over again.


  Sifl & Olly

Yeah, well, that's because you need to, uh, listen to the music, and not the song.




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