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  vegetarian

I think I'm going to cry!

Either that, or I'm going to vomit. I can't tell if I'm getting emotional or if the date on that tofu I ate last night said Sep 02 or Sep 00...

Does botulism grow in soy products?



Responses:


Randal Graves  

Last time it was lobster, now it's bad soy... you certainly seem to have problems keeping down what you swallow.


  Dante Hicks

Did you ever stop to think maybe you shouldn't be so incredibly crude to this person?


Randal Graves  

Frankly, I'm amazed that she keeps coming back.


  vegetarian

I never swallow. At least not when I'm with you, Randal.


Randal Graves  

See? She enjoys our witty verbal repartee.


  vegetarian

Now, Dante is another matter altogether...


Randal Graves  

Yeah, I can't imagine anyone enjoying anything verbal with him.


  Dante Hicks

Anything verbal? What the hell? Is there some hidden sexual connotation there that I'm just not getting?


Randal Graves  

Well, with you and anything sexual there's always the 'not getting' problem.


  Dante Hicks

Ok, right, I give up.


Randal Graves  

Good, because I'm not really in top form today anyway.




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