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The Topic: Curfews


They suck. Y'know why? Because if mine were an hour later, I could be naked in a pool with a bunch of naked girls. Now, resume your petty quarrels.



Naked girls! Sounds like that curfew was right in time, there, son.

Now, I know that you're upset, but someday you'll understand and you'll thank me for setting limits like that.


Aw heck, I'm just kidding, that'll never happen.

You'll just get bitter and take it out on your own kids!


Now get to bed.

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