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Would anyone recommend a good weight loss program?


  Crow T. Robot

I've got this new thing called the 'Subway Diet'.

Tom Servo  

Crow, that's not new, that Jared guy's been doing that for months.

  Crow T. Robot

Oh, no, this one's different.

You only eat food you find that somebody left on the subway.

  Crow T. Robot

For people in smaller cities I'm calling it the 'Bus Floor Diet'.

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