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In a commandeered-car race between Charles Grodin and Clive Owen, who would win?



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Yee Sook & Chen Ree  

Truly, a match for the ages. Here on the Conversatron speedway, the two titans of the film world face off in a contest decided not by acting ability but by sheer horsepower. The field of combat...


  Charles Grodin as "Commandeered Driver"



  Charles Grodin as "Commandeered Driver"

We don't have a Clive Owen Askee.


Yee Sook & Chen Ree  

And as the mighty gladiators take their pl...

Oh. Can't we get one?


  Charles Grodin as "Commandeered Driver"

Not at this hour.


  Colin Mochrie

Ooh, we do have a Clive Anderson Askee. He could stand in.


Clive Anderson  

It even looks a bit like I'm driving!


  Charles Grodin as "Commandeered Driver"



  Charles Grodin as "Commandeered Driver"

No.




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