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How many warts would a warthog hog if a warthog did hog warts?


  Crow T. Robot

Huh...wart-hog. I always thought it was war-thog.

You know, like a warhorse.

Tom Servo  

Uh, okay, Crow, what exactly would a 'thog' be then?

  Crow T. Robot

Well, you know, it would be a big wild african pig with razor-sharp tusks...

  Crow T. Robot

But, uh, bred with peaceful purposes in mind.

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