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  cnid_girl

My ex doesn't want to be friends anymore, even though we get along very well. He says he can't be my friend AND date her, that there are too many 'old feelings'. What the hell does that mean, and is there anything I can say to make him hurt?




Responses:


  Brodie Bruce

Okay, you lost me...date who?

No, never mind, really don't care.


  Brodie Bruce

I see two possibilities here. One, you already 'said something to hurt him' when you left him and you broke the guy's heart, and just being near you reminds him of that sense of great loss.

Or two, he never could stand to be around you, and now that there's no chance for sex he doesn't see why he has to pretend.


  Brodie Bruce

Feel free to pick the one that makes you feel better about yourself.


  cnid_girl

Well, neither makes me feel GOOD; it's the first one that's true though. But jeezus, that was a year and a half ago! He's only dating this other chick now because he's lonely - she's a hosebeast and is only using him - and now I've lost another friend either way you picture it.

Ok then, Brodie, how can I either make more friends or contract a new boyfriend to help me bide time? Thank you for fielding another dumb relationship question, by the way. I have another, bigger, better one saved up for later.


Alyssa Jones  

Yeah, let me just tell you...taking relationship advice from any Jason Lee character isn't exactly the smartest thing you can do.


  Brodie Bruce

Hey, that's completely unfair.


  Brodie Bruce

My 'Fletch' is going to be a sage romantic with all the right answers on relationship issues.


  cnid_girl

Dude, who said I was taking the advice? I only agreed with the first response, and Brodie didn't even advise me on my responsorial questions. Just cuz you're a bitter lesbian-wannabe with a foofy voice doesn't mean you're always right. And hey, aren't YOU a Jason Lee character, too? If I took your advice, then I wouldn't be taking your advice.


  Brodie Bruce

No, she's not a Jason Lee character. I'm a talented actor, but I'm not that good.


Alyssa Jones  

She meant 'Kevin Smith' character, dumbass.


  Brodie Bruce

Not that I would mind playing a lesbian, mind you...




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