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The Topic: Dollars to Donuts


So I’m talking with this hot chick and I basically gets no play. And she says, I kid you not, “Romance without finance is a nuisance.” Cut to later that week she rolls up on me and says she likes my Jeep Grand Cherokee (Limited of course). Then she asks if I’d like to go to dinner. If I took her up on her offer, which of us would be the more shallow?


  Dr. Niles Crane

She would be the shallow one. You would merely be enabling her shallowness by validating her behavior.

  Dr. Niles Crane

But then again, if it 'gets you play' then who am I to argue?

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