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Screwdrivers...

  Mixolyde

Make the perfect breakfast drink. Unfortunately, I seem to be out of booze at work. Would PCOJ mind comin over and preparin one for me?



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  Pure Concentrated Orange Juice

Uh, well, I'm just Orange Juice.


  Pure Concentrated Orange Juice

I'm not "Self-preparing Orange Juice with Booze already added."


Marketing Wonks  

Hmmm...that could actually work.


  Marketing Wonks

We could put it in squeeze bottles.


  Mixolyde

Market it as the "Breakfast Drink of Champions" or something. "Highly Recommended by AA"


  Marketing Wonks

I dunno, I think the Wheaties people would sue our asses off for that one.


Marketing Wonks  

We could get them in on it. A joint project between them and the Absolut guys.


  Marketing Wonks

"Absolut Breakfast."

I like it!




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