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The Topic: cereal

  The Asker

why are all cereals sponsered by talking animals. I mean, I don't want to eat something that's endorsed by a talking animal, mainly because talking animals scare me.



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  Sifl & Olly

Lucky Charms.


Sifl & Olly  

Huh?


  Sifl & Olly

Lucky. Lucky Charms, Dude. He's, he's a Leprechaun, or something.


Sifl & Olly  

Yeah, but he still talks.


  Sifl & Olly

But...he's supposed to talk. He's not an animal. That's my point.


Sifl & Olly  

So, what, he's a vegetable or a mineral then?


  Sifl & Olly

No...no! That's not what he meant, and you know it.


Sifl & Olly  

Well, look, he's not a human, right? And I mean, Leprechauns have got to be mammals. Look at 'em. So there you go.

Mammals.


  Sifl & Olly

Yeah. I guess.

Chester should probably be here for this conversation. This is like his thing.


Sifl & Olly  

He'd probably just say he likes cornflakes.


  Sifl & Olly

Heh, yeah.

Hey, that corn flake rooster, did it ever talk?


Sifl & Olly  

I don't know.

I don't remember.


  Sifl & Olly

Oh.


  Sifl & Olly

I think it did, once.




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