Back to main page Topic: losing weight

See, I'm trying to get in shape and all, so all I've had to eat for lunch is a bag of harvest cheddar Sunchips and a diet coke. However I think my metabolism has gone up in the last few weeks so I probably need to eat more. Right now, that Sharpie brand permanent marker is looking pretty darn good.

My question is: what is the most effective way to totally rip off a vending machine?


Pointy Haired Boss
Your Sharpies are kept in vending machines?

Making workers pay for office supplies... that's brilliant!

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