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So Microsoft, you're going to slowly accumulate semi-personal information about me and my purchasing history, preferences, and survey info, and then use that information to precion advertise to me, an ultra-frugal celibate nihilist that uses a mac (at home)?

Good luck with that.


Sock Puppet Bill
Ha! "Precision" advertising is so 1998!

We have new, nanoprecision advertising, which can focus ads not only to individual people, but to individual parts of the body!

Sock Puppet Bill
Including the naughty bits!

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