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The Topic: this is a very serious question

by naming their new large brand condoms 'MAGNUM' in large gold letters, are Trojan trying to make it even more embarrassing to buy condoms?


Phil Hartman
Buying condoms is only embarassing if you live in Small Town, USA, Population 530 and God, and you're tupping the pharmacist's daughter.

Kevin Bacon
"Tupping"? Who talks like that?

Phil Hartman
Dead people.
You get to hang out with Shakespeare.

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