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The Topic: "let's keep us a secret"

  GoodbyeKitty

Hello, thick skull, it means she's ashamed of being with you and would be embarrassed if her friends found out.



Responses:


  Brodie Bruce

Shit, we've gotten alot of these. "She's ashamed of you," "you're too ugly," "she's using you till she finds someone better," etc. Pretty fucking depressing, if you ask me. No, not the situation, you idiots, but that none of you have realized this is any guy's dream.


  Brodie Bruce

I mean Jesus, people, she's talking about telling people about "us" which means they hang out with the same people. That means you aren't taking her to any nice restaurants, because you "accidentally" mention you are going, and everyone else wants to tag along, because it's not like you two are dating or anything. That means you don't have to pick up the check, either.


  Brodie Bruce

And you know all those times your girlfriend has come and cried on your shoulder about nothing, saying some other girl looked at her wrong, or she's put on 2 pounds in the last 5 months. God, I hate that. Just hanging out with a couple friends will keep that shit at bay.


  Brodie Bruce

So, let's review. No real expenses, no dealing with her shit. Oh, and no watching whatever crappy TV dramas she loves, either. Seems to me that leaves a whole lotta fucking. Sure, you'll have the after-fuck snuggling, but you just aren't getting out of that. You've got the sex, and all your time left over to play Sega, read your comics and hang out at the mall. A pretty sweet deal.


  Brodie Bruce

Most importantly, and I can not stress this enough, you won't have to introduce her to your mother.




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