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The Topic: Dear Facepuncher


Do you take requests? I've got a list longer than a "Dances With Wolves" marathon of people who could benefit from a sound punching and I think you might be the perfect man for the job.


  Stallone IS The Facepuncher

How long is a Dances With Wolves marathon?

Crow T. Robot  

About 140 pounds.

Tom Servo  

Don't anger the Face Puncher, you knob!

  Stallone IS The Facepuncher

Don't worry, I like you, Crow.

Crow T. Robot  

Oh good.

  Stallone IS The Facepuncher

That's why I'll punch you last.

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