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The Topic: Jury Duty


I just turned 18 a couple months ago, and I already have jury duty. I was wondering, do I really have to put my hand on the Bible to swear in. Or could I say "I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help me Satan."?


Tom Servo  

I suppose you could, if you were in some bizarro universe courtroom where the jury talked and the witnesses sat and listened.

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