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Those wacky Japanese


Apparently in Japanese, the kanji for "bicycle theft" is pronounced the same as the kanji for "government conspiracy."

I can see some communication problems arising from this.


  Cigarette-Smoking Man


  Cigarette-Smoking Man

That might explain why our new Tokyo agents kept sending us second-hand Schwinns.

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