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The Topic: forgone sex


The other night I chose to continue playing Metal Gear Solid 2 rather than accept my girlfriend's offer of sex. Was this wrong?


Milkman Dan  

Well we both know she's not very good at it.

Milkman Dan  

But that doesn't mean it wasn't wrong.

  Ted Johnson

Aren't you the same guy who asked us what to do when she flashed you with her boobs?

  Ted Johnson

If you keep up this kind of incompetent numbskullery you'll have plenty of time on your hands for video games.

Ted's Wife  

Honey? Are you in the garage? You were supposed to get in here for sex 10 minutes ago.

  Ted Johnson

Yeah, in a minute honey, I just have to finish this, uh, light yardwork.

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