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  AManWhoCant

Why is it that no matter how often I hear them, gags about booty and pirates are always funny?



Responses:


  Saber Swallerin' Pete

Yarrrr...so ye think I be funny? Funny, like a clown, funny? I be amusing you? Whattye mean, funny?


The Sea Captain  

No, no, ye be having it all wrong, Petey.


  Saber Swallerin' Pete

Whoa, whoa Cap! He be a big boy, he be knowing what he said. What'd ye say? Funny how? What?


  Saber Swallerin' Pete

How the barnacles am I funny? What the barnacles be so funny about me? Tell me. Tell me what be funny!


The Sea Captain  

The fact that ye not be gettin' any.


  Saber Swallerin' Pete

Yarr....well, that be true.


  Saber Swallerin' Pete

So lonely.




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