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  Mixolyde

Could we get another 'Caption This?' I wasn't aware of the 'Tron during that era, and never got to participate.



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  Deth99

"...and then I took all these boxes of Krispy Kremes from a piece of bacon in a BMW."

"Yeah, that's a great story Al... stop touching me."


  Mixolyde

Officer:
"I think he has something stuck between his teeth, but I can't quite make out what it is..."


  Hamusutaa

"I'm just glad you guys got here so quickly... I was down to my last box!"


  BombNumber20

"I've got a fire in my belly that can only be put out by Bavarian Creme."


  Hamusutaa

Federally subsidized Krispy Kremes: Your tax dollars at work.


  Mixolyde

"Amazingly enough, the NYPD turned all these down, are you interested?"


  eqnox

Lets sell the photos we take with our digital camera to that donut porn site.


  Mixolyde

"The first box is free, after that they're gonna have to cost you. Just like my hookers."


  Hamusutaa

"As a representitive of the U.S. Government, I'm afraid I'm going to have to.... uh... check each of these doughnuts for... uh... Anthrax. Yeah, that's it, Anthrax."


  Hamusutaa

"And after we're done eating the doughnuts, I can show you how to make a fort out of the empty boxes!"


Tom Servo  

Al Gore tries to raise campaign funding through door to door sales:

"Now, sir, if you'll just try the donut of the month club for 90 days for free, you'll be billed just four easy payments for $59.95 after that."


  Enki

So... when I invented the doughnut...


Tom Servo  

Darn it, someone already made the donut sales joke.

And they worked hookers into it. I must be slipping.


  Mixolyde

"Let me take you out back and I'll show you the orchard where we pick our donuts fresh off the tree every morning using illegal immigrants and children."


  extreme carl

...awkward silence...


  Hamusutaa

Al Gore secures another vote for 2004.


  Zutroy

HA! You think I'm joking? Touch my krispy kreme again and I will *HUP* you good!


  Mixolyde

"Ha Ha Ha. That's a good one, Bob!"
We've secretly replaced Al Gores campaign funds with Krispy Kreme donuts, let's see if he can tell the difference...


  PHoRD

"...and then I thought, this cookie would be even better with a HOLE in it! And thus I invented the donut."


  BombNumber20

Father Krispy Kreme takes a picture of his lovely family posing infront of a heroic fireman and some dork with tie.


  Enki

Al: "If you touch any of those Krispy Kremes, the knife goes in your back"


  PHoRD

"Okay, four boxes of donuts, a stack of napkins and a camera. Getting closer. Throw in that cool NFD shirt and I'll leave."


  Mixolyde

"So I'm going to use these donuts to bribe the 'Tron for the nude pictures of its askers. Whaddya think?"


  DudeGuy

"Just vote for me, and all this could be yours!"


  Loraybreyan

"Hey, I got your 'kreme' /right here/."


  Hamusutaa

The scene just moments before Gore found out the poor firefighter's name was "Chad" and went ballistic.


  PHoRD

Nice bicep, old guy. What are you doing tonight?


  CaptainWingo

"Well, I hope there's bavarian creme in there, or no new firetrucks when I'm god. Err, president. Oh I kid, you loveable guy! Let's go slide down the fire pole. Photo op!"


  FooGoo

Quick smile, Bill is coming and we don't want him to know we ate all of 'em.


  PHoRD

Little did they know, the donut boxes were taking steamy amateur pictures of each other in the foreground. Rowr.


  Mixolyde

"Using our secret Donut technology, we'll be able to take over the world!"


  FooGoo

Once again the liberal-left is demonstrating its kindness for the working folk. "Let them eat...Donuts!" and it was so.


  PHoRD

"If you rearrange the letters in my name, it's REGAL O. It's divine right, I tell you. Vote Gore for king, 2004."


  Mixolyde

"Did I ever tell you the story about my days in the wild Australian Donut outback?"


  BombNumber20

Vice President Gore's magic trick of pulling a doughnut out of the guy's ear was poorly recieved. They turned the firehose on him and he broke his collar bone in three places. It became infected and they ended up amputating is right arm. He still eats lots of doughnuts though.


  Bacon

Ok that's enough, I'm tired of moderating you jerks.




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