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The Topic: Rich tapestries?

  Hamusutaa

We hear about rich tapestries all the time. Why don't we ever hear about poor tapestries?



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Life's Rich Tapestry  

That we don't hear from them follows from A is A.


  Hamusutaa

Not hear "from" them... hear "about" them.

Are you embarassed to talk about your impoverished siblings?


Life's Rich Tapestry  

Criminal!


  Hamusutaa

I refuse to answer those charges on the grounds that they were made by an inanimate handwoven textile.


The Judge  

Overruled! You will answer the charges.


  Hamusutaa

Wow, I guess I AM the one on trial here, after all.


The Judge  

Well your counsel should have advised you. It appears he was too busy running around his Habitrail though. Perhaps a recess is in order.


The Judge  

Baliff, direct them to the clothesline and exercise wheel. I'll be in my chambers phoning my wife and asking her where she got the mushrooms for my pizza.




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