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The Topic: Crowball Machine

  zenrender

If I were to put a quarter in Crow's nose, would a gumball come out?



Responses:


Tom Servo  

The weird thing is, it would!


  zenrender

But then, what would Crow use for brains?


  Crow T. Robot

What are you talking about? Servo's head is a gumball machine. My head is a soap dish, people! A soap dish!


Tom Servo  

Hey Crow, back from your taxi ride?


  Crow T. Robot

Yeah, I went to Arby's but then I realized I didn't have any money so I couldn't get cheese sticks.


Tom Servo  

Wait, so how'd you pay for the cab?


  Crow T. Robot

That's an interesting question, and I'll answer it with another question: Run!


Mike Nelson  

Uh, guys, why's there a large Pakistani man with driving gloves and a baseball bat waiting on our porch?

Guys?




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