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The Topic: re: giraffes


giraffes are so quiet because they have no vocal chords.



  Special Agent Fox Mulder

Don't you see? That's just what they want you to think!

Special Agent Dana Scully  

Actually, giraffes do have vocal cords, they're just usually unused.

Giraffes are silent animals except when under duress.

  Special Agent Fox Mulder

I dunno, Scully, I found an internet fact site that says that they don't have any vocal cords at all.

Special Agent Dana Scully  

Mulder, that site says that the state rock song of Ohio is Hang on "Snoopy".

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