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Hmmmm...

  Mixolyde

Why are giraffe's so damn quiet? It's disconcerting, you know they're just sitting there plotting about you...



Responses:


  Figgie, the Fig-Licking Giraffe

That's utterly ridiculous.


  Figgie, the Fig-Licking Giraffe

We can't sit down, our legs don't bend that way.

We have to do our plotting for world domination lying down or standing.


  Mixolyde

The Giraffe Mafia:
"Nice set of plants ya got here. Be a shame if someone were to...eat them..."


  Figgie, the Fig-Licking Giraffe

Protection rackets? Nah, we're only into the higher level stuff.


  Figgie, the Fig-Licking Giraffe



  Figgie, the Fig-Licking Giraffe

Because we're giraffes.




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