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The Topic: Game Consoles


Why must every game console I buy fail? *thinks back fondly about his Xbox, Dreamcast, Sega CD and Neo Geo...*


Sock Puppet Bill  

Fail?'s not over!

We're spending 2 Billion Dollars on Xbox Live! That's enough to buy our own space shuttle!

Sock Puppet Bill  

We don't make that kind of investment lightly...Failure is not an option!

The success of the X-box is our top priority!

  Surly Mailman

I've got a delivery fully operational space shuttle that you ordered.

Sock Puppet Bill  


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