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How does one resuscitate a dead piece of Bacon?


  Professor Farnsworth

In the future, most microwave ovens have a special button for that!

  Professor Farnsworth

We call it the "Bacon Button". But ahhh not for the reasons you think.

Kevin Bacon  

That's it, that is goddamn fucking it! The next person to use that joke gets kicked in the loin.

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